Prison Isn?t A Hilton
September 27, 2007 by Jo Minor
So Paris has unwillingly traded her lofty abodes of luxury for the iron curtain ? so does that mean she will stop polluting the airwaves with her sloppy attempts at singing? Even though she did mention not returning to making music ever again, I don?t trust spoilt brats ? so let?s kick her while she?s down and remember some of the finest moments of Miss Hilton?s incarceration:
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More Prison Time
60% of drunk-driving inmates are released after 4 days behind bars. More than 80% of these offenders don?t serve more than 23 days ? Paris will spend 45 days in prison.
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A First
Paris will be the first inmate in years to be allowed back to jail to finish her sentence after being released prematurely to visit a shrink.
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23 Days
If she does serve the 23 days behind bars, Paris will have gone through the equal amount of punishment as 4,000 inmates who since 2002 had been charged with assaults, as well as more than 1,800 charged with burglary, more than 2,600 charged with domestic violence and nearly 11,000 charged with drug violations. I guess that?s the price to pay for being such a whiny little rich kid!
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Bitch
Female inmates around the US were excited about the prospect of having Paris as their prison bitch for 45 days. One inmate stated that she ?would love to teach that bitch a thing or two, what with having a privileged life and all. Most of us already have a few ideas of what we?d like to do with her.? ?The girl obviously craves attention. She would be my bitch in about a half an hour if she ends up in my cell?, another equally enthusiastic inmate said. Ooh, looks like you?ll have a private party or two in the prison, Paris!
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