The KISS Rubik?s Cube
November 13, 2007 by Jo Minor · Leave a Comment
Yes, you read it right. After years of creating unnecessary and totally irrelevant merchandise to suck more money from their fans? bottomless pockets, the hottest band in the world - KISS - has announced their own Rubik?s Cube.
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Unimaginatively named the KISS Rubik?s Cube, the puzzle will contain the band members? solo faces artwork as well as band icons and logos.
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The original Rubik?s Cube was invented by Erno Rubik, a Hungarian sculptor and professor of architecture, and is believed to be the world?s best selling toy - with over 300,000,000 Rubik?s Cube and cheaply made imitations sold worldwide since its invention in 1974.
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I personally believe that the KISS bass player and resident money grabber Gene Simmons is behind this ploy, and I also believe that he is kicking himself for not thinking of this any sooner.
