Britney: Lies, Lies and More Lies
November 20, 2007 by Jo Minor · Leave a Comment
The cat is out of the bag: all that BS about Britney being a virgin finally came to a rest. Apparently the singer lost her virginity at 14 with her ?first love? Reg Jones ? years before she was dating Justin Timberlake.
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The best part of all: depression and mental instability run in the Spears family! And her grandma committed suicide ? with a shotgun in a grave ? in 1966. The story goes that her grandma gave birth to a baby that died 3 days after childbirth. The emotional toll on her was too much, and she took her own life.
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Wow. Tragic.
Britney Poses Topless - Again?
November 10, 2007 by Jo Minor · Leave a Comment
Once again, Britney leaves us dumbfounded with her disturbing and bizarre behaviour. This time around, we found out that the September cover of Allure magazine has featured the one-time Queen of Teeny Pop wearing nothing but jeans and a dark brown wig - with her arms strategically placed to cover her bare breasts.
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It seems that her light of hope is gone, and she?s slowly but surely kissing her pop fantasies goodbye. So, let me take this opportunity to pop queens who are one the way out - Jessica Simpson, take note - please, please engage in more topless photo shoots!
Britney’s Blackout: The Reviews Are Dark
October 28, 2007 by Jo Minor · Leave a Comment
Some people and members of the media have already had a taste of Britney’s latest baloney-filled album, and the reviews are dark indeed. This is what the Wall Street Journal had to say about the ex-pop queen’s latest effort(less) Blackout:
?A phalanx of producers and backing vocalists exert more of an influence on a disc that?s not quite a mess but only occasionally rises above a muddle? as a vocalist, Ms. Spears sounds weary, snide and at times disconnected. On some songs, her voice seems grafted to the material as if an afterthought? At the bottom register, her voice is a throaty bleat? With Blackout, Ms. Spears fails to deliver a recording that will re-establish her as a dominant pop star rather than a 25-year-old woman who seems bent on self-destruction.?
We couldn’t have said it better ourselves! Time to kiss your failing career goodbye, Miss Spears!
