The KISS Rubik?s Cube

November 13, 2007 by Jo Minor · Leave a Comment 


Yes, you read it right. After years of creating unnecessary and totally irrelevant merchandise to suck more money from their fans? bottomless pockets, the hottest band in the world - KISS - has announced their own Rubik?s Cube.

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Unimaginatively named the KISS Rubik?s Cube, the puzzle will contain the band members? solo faces artwork as well as band icons and logos.

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The original Rubik?s Cube was invented by Erno Rubik, a Hungarian sculptor and professor of architecture, and is believed to be the world?s best selling toy - with over 300,000,000 Rubik?s Cube and cheaply made imitations sold worldwide since its invention in 1974.

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I personally believe that the KISS bass player and resident money grabber Gene Simmons is behind this ploy, and I also believe that he is kicking himself for not thinking of this any sooner.

KISS & GP

October 25, 2007 by Jo Minor · Leave a Comment 

What happens when you find it hard to sell tickets to a Grand Prix race? You get KISS to perform!

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The Herald Sun of Australia has confirmed that KISS, America?s hottest rock band, will perform at the Australian GP in 2008. The outdoor concert will rock the GP after practice, qualifying or the race, from March 13-16.