With Apologies to Paris Hilton
September 25, 2007 by Jo Minor
Paris Hilton, you looked absolutely stunning walking out of your cold concrete confinement. You couldn?t have looked more stunning cat-walking to the merry tune of camera flashes.
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You actually looked graceful. Refined. Exquisite. Classy, even. I hope the trashy Paris is gone forever.
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When I saw your picture splashed across the front pages of newspapers everywhere, you looked like a graceful Swiss maid; your blonde hair flowing, your eyes sparkling.
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So, Paris, I hope you never return to making music, and I sincerely wish you?d put your millions in good use. No, don?t get a fleet of shiny new limos. Give to charities. Oh, and if you actually read this, I could use a couple of mil in my bank account.
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